Control Your Offspring

Joe, a husband and hard worker. Just shy of forty, he embarks on a quest. Share the humor inside his brain with the rest of the world. He lets out his muse. The result, Control Your Offspring. A comic that brings more than a little joy to the world.

1. What is your favorite word?

Which ever word will get me the most points in Words With Friends.

2. What is your least favorite word?

stupid

3. What turns you on?

My wife, and I am not just saying that.

4. What turns you off?

Stupidity

5. What sound do you love?

Rain

6. What sound do you hate?

Large crowds

7. What is your favorite curse word?

Ass hat. Every one can be an Ass, but it takes a special breed to be an ass hat.

8. What profession other than yours would you like to attempt?

Webcomic artist.

9. What profession would you not like to do?

Busboy

10. If heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the pearly gates?

Your sarcasm paved your path to our door.

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