Control Your Offspring

Marking Your Territory

Cuz I'm Joe — Thu, 23 May 2013 05:01:45 +0000

A dog has to mark his territory, Simmy will use any means necessary.

Programming note, United Webcomics is doing a Summer Swimsuit Special. Which Control Your Offspring character (or characters) would you want to see in the special. Leave you opinons in the comments or go social on Facebook, Twitter or Google +

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Post tags: comedy, Decorations, furry, Gardens, Parks, Territory

Why Dogs Don’t Skype

Cuz I'm Joe — Mon, 20 May 2013 17:01:42 +0000

The number one reason dogs do not Skype.

But you can always reach us with Twitter, Facebook and Google +

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Post tags: comic, Dogs, duh, Skype, Social Media

Lil Empire

Cuz I'm Joe — Thu, 16 May 2013 10:30:45 +0000

Today we are celebrating Dialogue Free Comics Day. Go check out the other entries.

For the occasion I mixed two of my favorites, Star Wars and Peanuts. If a classic is good, what is two classics together?

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Post tags: Dialogue Free Comics Day, movies, parody, Peanuts, star wars

All In The Name of Rock N Roll

Cuz I'm Joe — Tue, 14 May 2013 10:30:13 +0000

Why do bands keep on telling us their name?

More importantly, the green-haired friend in the front row is Bearman. He is running the Empty Bearman’s Pockets for Charity. Go check him out at Bearman Cartoons. That rocks more than anything else

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Post tags: Bearman, Charity, music, Rock

Business Travel

Cuz I'm Joe — Thu, 09 May 2013 10:30:46 +0000

Semi autobiographical strip, I had to do 2 business trips in a few weeks.

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Post tags: comic, relationships, travel, work

Don’t Forget To Get A Receipt

Cuz I'm Joe — Tue, 07 May 2013 10:30:27 +0000

This is what happens when you put a couple of guys with an adolescent sense of humor together for any amount of time.

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Post tags: bedroom gag, Love Is, parody, relationships

The Man of Steel?

Cuz I'm Joe — Thu, 02 May 2013 10:30:22 +0000

It is time for another Control Your Offspring Bed Room Gag comic. The problem with old Superman is too many punch lines, too little frames.

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Post tags: bedroom gag, parody, relationships, Superhero

Guest Comic from Jerry Mcmasters

Cuz I'm Joe — Tue, 30 Apr 2013 10:30:57 +0000

All,

Here is the first guest comic done for Control Your Offspring done by Jerry Mcmasters of Webcomic Pete. Be sure to check out his site at http://www.mcmasterscomics.com/.

Go there now!

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Post tags: Chewy, guest comic, star wars

Control Your Offspring Mailbag #3

Cuz I'm Joe — Thu, 25 Apr 2013 10:30:09 +0000

In this episode of the Control Your Offspring mailbag, we answer the burning question. Who bought Simmy’s book? Those of you not familiar with the story check out http://controlyouroffspring.com/comic/payday/

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Post tags: mailbag, Management, Obama, work, writing

The Life of Pie

Cuz I'm Joe — Tue, 23 Apr 2013 10:30:23 +0000

Someone asked me about the Life of Pi, I thought they were talking about Bakers Square.

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Post tags: Food, Life of Pi, movies